obviously one of us has violated some kind of code of honor, and it's affecting the Blazers... who did it!?
It does. It's all my fault. You have to understand, God, being all omniscient and shit, knew that I was going to make that joke and started punishing us ahead of time. I'm not sure why the rest of you need to be punished, but you know, "mysterious ways". barfo
When the Blazers drafted Oden, I said "There's no way the Blazers don't win a ton of championships and Oden doesn't end up leading the league in minutes played each season." Then after Oden's first injury, I said "Oden will return with a vengeance and I defy even the gods to stop him." After Oden's injury last season, I said "Look, gods, just take Przybilla and leave Oden alone. At least you can't stop Roy."
Uhm, well.... I think you were less involved in that than you think. If you know what I mean... barfo
I still think the gods are pretty lame and Oden will crush them. Roy, though...yeah. I think that was my bad.
1. Blazer fans blew their collective loads in anticipation for something good without remembering number 2: 2. The Portland Trailblazers are officially under a Wizard's Curse. Any feelings of excitement will return in injury.
As long as Oregon us under a democrat for Governor, we shall never win a championship. Sorry, but it's true
Trail Blazers' one championship: 1977. Oregon's governor in 1977: Robert W. Straub. Robert W. Straub's party affiliation: Democrat. NateBishop's attempted joke: backfired. Sorry to have to do that to you, man.
I cheated on my wife, because she didn't want to give me attention or intimacy and having sex once a month was making me unhappy and I had to reach out and I didn't feel like a roomate anymore. That's okay, our divorce paperwork is 99% signed anways.
