The most interesting man in....... Milwaukie!

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Based on looks alone this guy needs his own reality show.

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    MILWAUKIE -- A Southeast Portland man is facing several criminal charges stemming from what police are calling a "one-person crime spree" last month in Milwaukie.

    Mark David Siebenmorgen, 46, is being held in the Clackamas County Jail, with bail set at $75,000. He was arraigned Wednesday in Clackamas County Circuit Court on charges of assault, menacing, harassment and criminal mischief.

    Officer Ulli Neitch, Milwaukie police spokeswoman, said a man shoved another man to the ground without warning at the downtown Milwaukie bus mall around 9:35 p.m. Oct. 21.

    Twenty minutes later, a man was reported flailing his arms and flexing his muscles as he jumped on the hood of a car parked near St. John the Baptist Catholic Church, Southeast 25th Avenue and Washington Street -- while a driver was behind the wheel. The man kicked and shattered the windshield before running away.

    At 10:26 p.m., a man burst from the bushes and confronted a woman behind Milwaukie Market Place, 108 S.E. Oak St. As the woman walked away, the man threw rocks at her, striking her in the neck.

    Police used a tracking dog but were unable to find the suspect.

    The following day, employees of the Safeway store, Southeast 42nd Avenue and King Road, called police to report unsettling comments made by a customer.

    Police then identified Siebenmorgen as the suspect and arrested him at his Southeast Portland apartment.

    -- Rick Bella


    http://www.oregonlive.com/milwaukie...ee_in_milwaukie_ends_in_multiple_charges.html
     
  2. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    I want to party with that guy. Rage on, brother! Fuck the Man!
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    when I think of someone from milwaukie, I think of that guy.
     
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    Basically. Lots of white trash out in Milwaukie. I worked with a guy who lived out there, always thought he was normal. Then, one day I went over to his house to watch football and all he and his wife wanted to talk to me about was how they practiced witchcraft. It was so awkward I had to come up with an excuse to get the fuck out of there.
     
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    This gives ABM (the new kid on the block) something to shoot for.
     

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