This TSA Douchebag

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    I guess what I'm saying is this: if you're about to cruise at 40,000 feet for a few hours with only 1/2 inch of aluminum between you and the cosmic rays, it's not worth your time to worry about the microscopic-in-comparison dose that the machine may give you.
     
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    TSA Now Putting Hands Down Fliers’ Pants

    http://www.prisonplanet.com/tsa-now-putting-hands-down-fliers-pants.html
     
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    Legally, it is.

    If you get caught with them, you're going to jail for a long time.
     
  5. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    my theory is that people who don't fuck a lot of different people get ultra sensitive when people touch them in the junk since they don't often feel the touch of others. people who get some and with variety are used to having strange people touch them there.
     
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    Parents having them is a tad different than some guy in another state who posts it on some internet pedophile site, which is what's going to happen eventually.
     
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    So you're okay with guys touching you?
     
  8. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Re: Re: This TSA Douchebag

    Perhaps.


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  9. Colonel Ronan

    Colonel Ronan Continue...?

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    Argh, what the fuck?! This post freaks me out, but I agree.
     
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    Using that logic, then I suppose that glory hole fanatics actually look forward to the new TSA screenings.
     
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    boatsandstars Lilywhite.

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    Ah. Game over, First person to cite Alex Jones loses and the game restarts*

    *Same applies to anyone who brings up Hitler.
     
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    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    We should understand that this is what happens when we're too politically correct to racially profile. It's time to stop fucking around and hire the Israelis to run our airport security. Fire the newly federalized Wackenhut employees and start putting in effective terrorism countermeasures at airports.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I thought about this long and hard, and I came up with the only possible solution. When you go on a plane trip, wear skin-tight pants. As were stylish in the 80s for men. Show your bulge. Not only will you save the inspector time, you'll have a slew of giggling girlfriends by the time you return.
     
  14. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    [video=youtube;VN6pJ7nP1yA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN6pJ7nP1yA[/video]
     
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    ...really?! You are comparing Alex Jones to Hitler?! Why?!
     
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    ...disturbing!
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I'm already doing that, with those results. What should I change?

    barfo
     
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    Ron Paul Unleashes On TSA: “Enough Is Enough”

    Paul Joseph Watson
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    November 18, 2010


    Story continued here: http://www.infowars.com/ron-paul-unleashes-on-tsa-enough-is-enough/
     
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