X-Ray or Pat Down

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    not shower, wear spandex, wet your pants and let it dry before a patdown, fart when touched.

    in other words, keep on doin' what you're doin'!
     
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    TradeNurkicNow piss

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    I mean, say I went into the body scanner and had some tinfoil cut outs glued to my skin that read "fuck the TSA"

    could they do anything about it?
     
  3. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Yes. They can put you in a room and you miss your flight.
     
  4. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Just take a big bag of dildos. they'll have to inspect each one individually if they're electrical!
     
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    but it's freedom of speech (not that freedoms mean anything in this situation)
     
  6. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    why not just write it in sharpie on your forehead?
     
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    TradeNurkicNow piss

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    HAHAHahaha big bag of dildos
     
  8. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    yeah and you have metal on your body. they might have to "closely examine" the metal objects hidden on your body in a room. Right before their lunch break.
     
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    Entity some guy

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    If I could avoid flying, I would. Gimme the high speed rail! But if I have to fly, I'm going to wear loose shorts and boxers and flop it around as much as I can.
     
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    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    This is the only thing that George Orwell didn't foresee. Until now he's been batting 100%.

    In 1970 I found it laughable that there would be anti-sex leagues in 1984, but come 1984, there were the secular manhaters dominating the media, with their twins, the religious groups who got teens to sign anti-sex contracts. Torture, government watching our every move, news = propaganda ...Orwell got it all.

    Until now. THIS is something new.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Fucking Obama always stepping on our civil rights!
     
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    Government DOESN'T watch your every move. If they did, the hyperbole file on you would require it's own room.
     
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    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    Scary.
     
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    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    [video=youtube;cHVnDQOsOic]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHVnDQOsOic[/video]
     
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    Haakzilla Well-Known Member

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    ...I am with the both of you!
     
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    Haakzilla Well-Known Member

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    ...I hope you are joking. Presidents are just puppets, they have nothing to do with this, more or less.
     
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    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    He seems to be supporting it in interviews, etc.

    He could at least say, "It's not really my call, but I think it's absurd."
     
  20. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Well, when this shit was happening under BOOOOSHH, he got all the blame.
     

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