Blazer jobs filled by S2 members......

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by THE HCP, Nov 23, 2010.

  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Who would make the ideal Blazer GM? Wheels....... BeerBoy? Wondering who on here would run our team the right way and lead us to a championship.

    GM........... DennyCrane...... Organizational skills!

    Coach....... MaxieP........Level Headedness!

    Trainer..... KingSpeed...... for obvious reasons like flexibility and the enjoyment he gets touching other men!
     
  2. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    I want Jim Taylor's job. :D
     
  3. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I'll take Paul Allen's job, then.

    barfo
     
  4. TradeNurkicNow

    TradeNurkicNow piss

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    I say mixum gets Mike Barret's job and BenDavis503 can be Mike Rice.
     
  5. MIXUM

    MIXUM Suspended

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    i would be an excellent gm
     
  6. anonymous gambler

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    I wouldn't mind being a 6'2" center-- I'd play cheap!
     
  7. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I'll be the eccentric billionaire owner.
     
  8. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I want HCP's job.
     
  9. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    You really want to spend more time in here?
     
  10. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    If it comes with a hot wife, who puts up with me being a crazy fat schlep, then yes.
     
  11. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Hey........ that's just plain rude! I'm NOT crazy!
     
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  12. illmatic99

    illmatic99 formerly yuyuza1

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    If I can't have GM or Asst GM, then I want the international scout position.
     
  13. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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  14. cdub503

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    can i be a cable boy? haha no really can i?! or is it too late...
     
  15. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    I'll be Larry Miller. A pimp with sick suits, who struts his stuff around the RG like he slangs coke and bangs fatties on the reg.
     
  16. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    I'd like MB's job. It'd be fun.

    He's like the Bob Ross of commentators.

    Happy little trees..... "Let’s just blend this little rascal here, ha! Happy as we can be."
     
  17. alex42083

    alex42083 Thanks Brandon

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    I'll take Sean Marks' job. Get paid to have the best seat in the house, live the NBA life, clap on occasion with Patty Cakes, get up to greet my teammates when a timeout is called. Easy cash.
     
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    I want to be a player. I can shoot and rebound and will do anything Medina tells me to do.
     
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    I was going to offer to be a spare knee cap, but then I realized I'd be more broke than the players this time next year in the lockout.
     
  20. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    My first move would be a TV contract so everyone could watch the games.
     

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