Rudy and Marks are DTD

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  1. Nate Dogg

    Nate Dogg Active Member

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    Rudy banged his knee against Roy against the hornets.
    Sean marks twisted his ankle while landing on a hornets ankle awkwardly during the third quarter vs the hornets
     
  2. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Rudy banged his knee? Is that what they are calling them these days? Anyone remember what they called it when Joel took one to the nards so hard against GS that it swelled up like a volleyball (or so I was told) and he had to miss a couple of weeks?
     
  3. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    I hate to break it to you, but I don't think testicles swell up. In fact, they pop surprisingly easily.
     
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    who cares.... they both suck
     
  5. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Either way...OUCH!
     
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    As I recall, the reports were that he was hospitalized and they had to be drained several times due to the swelling.
     
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    Yes they do. My friend in high school got nailed right in his left testicle by a line drive and he showed it to me against my will. It was easily 4 times the normal size.
     
  8. Driew

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    Joel Pryzbilla a couple of years ago got kicked in the gonads and he was out for awhile with swelling in the testicles.
     
  9. BLAZER PROPHET

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    Against your will, eh?
     
  10. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    A pelvic bone contusion..

    Jesus Chrystler, man!
     
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    ehizzy3 RIP mgb

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    poor marks lol
     
  12. DeanMoriarty

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    Maurice Lucas died not too long ago. I mean, if you want to look at it like that, we're not just getting injured...we're losing people too. It's ridiculous.
     
  13. Nate Dogg

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    Heres Rudy's pic.
    [​IMG]
     
  14. Nate Dogg

    Nate Dogg Active Member

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    From the Blazers website.
    Sounds lovely! Down to 11 players!
     
  15. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    Is Marks on a 10-day? If so, it may spell the end of the line for him.

    As for Rudy...damn!
     
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    Bruised pubic bone?
     
  17. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    I think the medical term is "Vaginitis."

    J/K

    Actually I still like Rudy, and normally I wouldn't diss him like that, but knowing how some of you think, I thought I might as well throw that out there.

    :cheers:
     

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