A friend called and wants to borrow some pee from me

I'd tell him to fuck off.

Don't think it'd work, unless its a really shitty lab. They're pretty good about it though I believe.

 

You should smoke a whole bunch of pot, and then do it.

 

Don't do it!

Tell him to mind his own pees and cues.

 

It will work if he knows what he's doing.

Drug testing is the chief cause of incompetent people who use hard drugs (or who use no drugs) being hired over more competent people who smoke marijuana.

It's why American workers are no longer the cream of the crop.

On the bright side, it has influenced a surge in entreprenourship and attempts to start small businesses rather than giving in to un-Constitutional searches and illegal blacklisting by employers.

 

Yes, it works assuming he knows what he's doing.

 

I am thinking that lower paying jobs are the ones that regularly drug test. Warehouse type jobs, manual labor. Some lower level office jobs.

 

Sure, docs do for sure. Lawyers? Once you're up there, I don't think it matters all that much. At higher level positions, you don't apply for the jobs, the people look for you and drug tests are usually barriers to discourage addicts from applying and weeding out those types.


But things like working at Target, the grocery store, etc...most probably require drug tests.

 

perhaps. but larger corporations who employ low skilled workers are probably more likely to drug test. I think the reasoning is that drug users are more likely to be bad employees and steal, and at lower paying jobs that is more probable.

 

ive heard fake pee is the way to go but i wouldnt know since my piss is probably the cleanest this side of the mississippi river

 

Try my method. I always tell my guard, "Have some decency and look away while I pee." Another tip--do it sitting on the toilet and put your hands in there as if you're steering the flow. The toilet will hide what you're doing, filling the cup with the fake pee.

Also, word around the yard is they make fake pee in Columbia. It's high quality stuff.

 

yeah it will work if he keeps it at the right temperature...i don't know the exact temperature it has to be on hand, but it's like 92-100 or something like that. they have fake pee with hand warmers that keep it the right temp.

 

I work for UPS and even drivers don't even get piss tested.

Also, I don't think most lawyers get tested. My lawyer is a washed up hippie that I can tell is stoned all the time and I ran into him at Acrop once. Helluva guy.

 

I've done one pee test. Seems like it's all mouth swabs these days though?

 

[video=youtube;jyrl1G6MUz0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyrl1G6MUz0[/video]

 

I usually would be against it, but since you said "borrow" - that implies you will get your pee back, which really puts it in a different light!