CHRISTMAS presents: the thread

I'm getting my family fleshlights. Got a discount coupon. Ca-ching.

 

It's not a hipster book anymore if you know about it. :scoff:

 

possible sig?

 

bro!

 

In San Francisco's Natural Portrait Gallery, that's considered art.

 

hahaha, nice. You listen to Joe Rogan's Podcast? The show is sponsored by the Fleshlight.

 

Ha, nah. That's pretty lulz though.

My friend's mom owns an online fleshlight shop.

 

I would imagine they sell quite well in over there.

 

Is she a MILF?

My buddy who moved away's parents go to my gym and they're swingers. They go to hedonism shit in Florida and stuff and the mom is a total MILF. Big fake tits and everything. Real cool people, super laid back. They invited me to their annual new years party. I'm hoping maybe i can get in on some of the swinger action.

 

I want a Nixon watch.

 

Does it come with a built-in tape recorder? Is it sweat-proof? I'm guessing the lower red dial is a compass pointing to your nearest enemy, and the upper clock counts down the minutes until the bastards get what's coming to them.

 

love nixon watches. i have a few. get compliments on it all the time

 

You better ask for a ponytail for Christmas then. They are mandatory at any swinger function.

 

someone please get me a Meridien F80. thx.

http://www.stereophile.com/fmtuners/408mer/

 

One of the best moves I ever made in my life is to stop celebrating Xmas.

 

make it more about buying new shit for yourself, way better than giving shit to people!

 

same

 

yeah, this is basically my daily watch

 

fuck yeah.

 

ok. my bro is kind of iffy on the Headphones but wants a watch. now to find a dope nixon.