Two best gems of this article:<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>And Mavericks third-string center and O'Neal practice stand-in Erick Dampier came out of his morphine-induced coma long enough to assure everyone that the defense works.</div><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Riley hinted that he was working on a new "Berserk-A-Dirk" defense and, while not offering specifics, hinted that the strategy involved unleashing a rabid, meth-crazed Gary Payton on the Mavericks' star player.</div>Ahaha drugs are funny.