[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

hit the malls this weekend. busy! I went really early though. didn't buy a fucking thing. i'll do it all the 24th like I do every year

 

went to a big cougar bar on Friday. fuck that was fun.

 

I need to order some Macallan. dunno where to kop though. pricey shit but the bomb.

 

The Kop!

 

swype is fucking awesome.

 

FUCK EVERYONE!!!!

 

Freestylin'.

 

I think Ronan is gay

 

everyone is gay.

 

You're seriously a ***got.

 

ronan likes fingering his butthole.

 

i want to go to miami and do lines of blow off a puerto rican's strippers tits.

is that too much to ask for?

 

Latino girls curves are intimidating to me. Don't know what to do with all that junk in the trunk. Blow off their titties sounds good though.

 

I can sit down and listen to old school Bone Thugs for hours on end. Especially when I'm stoned. So brilliant.

 

Don't even start with the rectal jokes.

 

I love curves. To me, really thin or petite girls aren't as fun. They look prettier but for the bidness, its not as good.

 

I wish I could get stoned. don't know any weed dealers. maybe should get a prescription but honestly I'd rather smoke cigars and drink scotch.

 

I'd rather smoke the ganj and drink scotch. Cigars don't do anything for me.

 

they are long lasting and relaxing. shit. its raining here, nice night to go on the balcony and smoke one. neighbors prob get pissed though.

 

How hard is it to find a pusher down in LA? My brother lives in Santa Monica and he says that everybody sells down there.