Bring your rabbits feet. Batum, Matthews, and Mills are "a deer" struck by a car's headlights right now.
I've formed a welcoming party and we'll be throwing a roast of you, King. I hired the jokewriters and they're staying up all night tonight writing up a storm. I think I can rent Memorial Coliseum for right after the game, I'm waiting for the Mayor to call back.
I knew that! What kind of an idiot wouldn't know that? We're flying you to Portland! It was supposed to be a surprise!
Hey KingSpeed, I have a friend that buys half my season tickets going to the game tonight. Her name is Sharon and she will have all her Blazer gear on. She is sitting five rows behind the Blazers bench. Stop by and say hi to her from me (Donnie).