If players were cars, what would they be?

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  1. BrewCityBuck

    BrewCityBuck The guy with 17,000 Posts.

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>I'll start it off.. Shaq - Hummer H1 - A little on the old side, but its an absolute beast on the road. You can stick four basketball players in it and it will take you to the top. LeBron - Mercedes SLR - like LBJ, the SLR has exceeded everyones expectations. When its all said and done, the SLR could be the best car ever designed. Kobe - Ducati 996 - Not a car, but the most beautiful piece of italian engineering the world has ever seen. Too bad it only seats one. Dirk - Maybach Benz - This German cruiser is long, stylish and it offers world class performance and luxury. Nash - Smart Car - Weaves in and out of traffic, fits into any parking spot and more of these would make the world a better place. Wade - Porsche 911 Turbo - Accelerates and handles like few others. Easy to drive and doesn't demand too much maintenance. Mike James - Honda Civic w/aftermarket exhaust - Pretty quick and reliable, but the sound and noise it makes can get a little annoying.</div> Got this topic from another forum and thought it would be interesting...You know...coming from the new Disney movie 'Cars'.
     
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    I agree with all of those.Yao - LimoMJ - The best car Ferrari F50 of course.Skita - Geo Tacker [​IMG]
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Shaq - Hummer H1 - A little on the old side, but its an absolute beast on the road. You can stick four basketball players in it and it will take you to the top.</div>A Hummer? I think a police car will fit officer O'Neal a little better.
     
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    Chris Bosh would be a...Range Rover?I dunno :PHowever, I like the Shaq-Hummer comparison
     
  5. BrewCityBuck

    BrewCityBuck The guy with 17,000 Posts.

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    PT Cruiser - Jamaal Magloire - Got a lot of attention and hype for no reason, has a big trunk and is slow.
     
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    Shaq is a Hummer H2.Speedy Claxton is a dragster. Wade is a mustang.Dirk is a Voltswagon.
     
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    Boykins is a Lotus, no thats to much credit, an s2000.
     
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    hahaha, the mike james one is hilarious!
     
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    Allen Iverson- Corvette. Nice car, very fast, but volnerable and always getting hurt.
     

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