Re: Shaq's Top 10 Finals Quotes http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playoffs2006...marc&id=2479460<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>1. The setting: After Game 2 of the 2002 Finals against New Jersey The situation: Shaq is so thoroughly dominant -- rumbling for 40 points, 12 boards and eight assists against the Nets' overmatched front line -- that he even made 12 of 14 free throws, leading to a 23-point rout in the Lakers' eventual sweep. The unexpected success at the line prompts Shaq to uncork a string of barbs at then-Sacramento coach Rick Adelman, who had complained during the Western Conference finals about O'Neal stepping over the line. The Shaq Smack: "That game was dedicated to Rick Adelman. I'm at home, in the bathroom, trying to take a dump, flipping through the channels and he's complaining (on TV) about how I'm stepping over the line. I can't even do a No. 2 in peace. I'm sitting there grunting at 12:30 at night. Can I go one day without somebody saying something negative about me?"</div>
Re: Shaq's Top 10 Finals Quotes <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>The situation: Shaq's favorite interviewer of all-time might be Dallas radio personality Corby Davidson, who always barrages O'Neal with a series of inventive -- and often politically incorrect -- questions whenever Shaq hits town. On this occasion, Davidson asks: "Let's just say that a snake bit your mom right here, right on the chest area, would you be willing to suck the venom out to win the title?"The Shaq Smack: "No, but I would with your wife."</div> :HAHAHA:
Re: Shaq's Top 10 Finals Quotes Shaq's funniest quote was when they were talking about the Kings to him and he preceeded to call them the queens. It was something like this" I don't care about the Sacramento Queens"And he used queens like 3 times in the inerview.Classic Shaq
Re: Shaq's Top 10 Finals Quotes <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four... it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I sexy? I don't know."</div><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"Tell Yao Ming, 'ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh'"</div><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"This is the NBA. Not the WNBA. I'm not worried about Ericka Dampier."- Shaq on Dampier caliming to be the 3rd best center in the NBA</div> :yess:
Re: Shaq's Top 10 Finals Quotes <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"It's just one more win. I don't give a [bleep] how we do it, as long as we get it done. Did I say [bleep]? I'm sorry."</div><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"Yeah, I had some rice with my chicken last night. I wanted some gravy, but gravy was fattening and I'm trying to lose weight."</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:
Re: Shaq's Top 10 Finals Quotes LMFAO that was a great read, and it made me laugh 10 times lol. I love Shaq! I know Balla already posted it, but this one was my favorite:<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>10. The setting: Earlier this week, before Game 1 of the 2006 FinalsThe situation: Shaq's favorite interviewer of all-time might be Dallas radio personality Corby Davidson, who always barrages O'Neal with a series of inventive -- and often politically incorrect -- questions whenever Shaq hits town. On this occasion, Davidson asks: "Let's just say that a snake bit your mom right here, right on the chest area, would you be willing to suck the venom out to win the title?" The Shaq Smack: "No, but I would with your wife."</div> :HAHAHA:
Re: Shaq's Top 10 Finals Quotes <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Jun 14 2006, 06:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>LMFAO that was a great read, and it made me laugh 10 times lol. I love Shaq! I know Balla already posted it, but this one was my favorite: :HAHAHA:</div>
Re: Shaq's Top 10 Finals Quotes <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>LMFAO that was a great read, and it made me laugh 10 times lol. I love Shaq! I know Balla already posted it, but this one was my favorite:QUOTE10. The setting: Earlier this week, before Game 1 of the 2006 FinalsThe situation: Shaq's favorite interviewer of all-time might be Dallas radio personality Corby Davidson, who always barrages O'Neal with a series of inventive -- and often politically incorrect -- questions whenever Shaq hits town. On this occasion, Davidson asks: "Let's just say that a snake bit your mom right here, right on the chest area, would you be willing to suck the venom out to win the title?" The Shaq Smack: "No, but I would with your wife."</div> Saw that on SportsCenter...another hilarious quote. :winkglasses:
Re: Shaq's Top 10 Finals Quotes Good times! Ugh why couldn't Shaq defer to Kobe like he's doing to Wade. Oh well Hate Him or love him it's one or the other
Re: Shaq's Top 10 Finals Quotes <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"Tell Yao Ming, 'ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh'"</div>hilarious.
Re: Shaq's Top 10 Finals Quotes I thought the one about taking a dump was awesome. I actually laughed out loud when I heard it
Re: Shaq's Top 10 Finals Quotes Shaq has always been able to come up for great finals quotes, my favorite was his Dampier WNBA one, even if it isn't entirely true.
Re: Shaq's Top 10 Finals Quotes "Shaq, how did you feel about the hard foul by Jerry Stackhouse tonight?"Shaq: "My daughters tackle me harder when I get home."
Re: Shaq's Top 10 Finals Quotes LOL Shaq can always make u laugh. Im not racist or anythign but the Yao ming comment he made cracked me up. i also love the Rick Aldeman one lol.
Re: Shaq's Top 10 Finals Quotes <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LightsOut @ Jun 16 2006, 01:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"Shaq, how did you feel about the hard foul by Jerry Stackhouse tonight?"Shaq: "My daughters tackle me harder at home."</div>HAHA and Stackhouse got suspended for this. The commissionaire is the one who needs to get suspended for making the stupid suspension. LOLBut anyway yea Shaq says some funny stuff a lot.
