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  1. THE HCP

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    HCP really likes fun facts.
     
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    Two if it's male.
     
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    Wrong about condoms, HCP. Discover magazine reported (with an effort I can dig it out) the discovery of an object made of animal skin. It was wet & crumpled. When they slipped it over a tube to dry it out, they suddenly realized exactly what it was designed for. 14th century condoms may not have been as effective as latex but apparently they did work somewhat.

    Over 90% of the cells in your body are not human. Something an "intelligent designer" would never do.
     
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    Unless you are an "intelligent designer" of living creatures, how would you know what an intelligent designer would or wouldn't do?
     
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    The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.
     
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    Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.
     
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    If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.
     
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    I would not design a cake as poorly constructed as a human.
     
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    First show me that you can design a cake that can do all the things a human can do, and then I'll listen to your criticisms of the design of the human body.
     
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    90% of you guys on here are still virgins!
     
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    I was wondering why my "son" doesn't look like me!
     
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