Lifting seat up after crapping?

OCD?

 

I shit more than most. I've learned to become not so picky, even when I have to use public bathrooms. What does annoy me though is people who piss with the toilet seat down and splatter all over it. A lot of people choose to do this even when they have urinals right there to use.

 

I am going to kill him.

I came home today and he freaked out on me about not lifting the seat up after I pee (I actually did what ABM said and just left all of it down). He threatened to start peeing all over the lid and seat if I didn't do start lifting it up.

 

If he does that, pee in his face when he's sleeping. It'll show him you mean business. If he freaks out, pretend you were sleep walking and thought his pasty white face was the can.

 

Throw his ass out.

 

I've only read the last 2 posts, but I say, buy cans of pineapple juice and pour a puddle on his plate of food when he's not looking.

 

Fuck that... keep doing it. He's either going to learn to lift the seat to pee (good training for when he's married), or he's going to pee all over the bathroom and this will come to a head.

 

Kid sounds like a douche.

 

So glad I don't have to deal with this sort of shit. I might live in a smaller apt, in a shadier part of town, but I don't have to share my toilet with anyone else.

 

It's a campus apartment, so he has as much right as I do to be here. He was assigned to this room so I can't throw him out. The hall would have to throw him out and to do that he would have to be caught doing something. He does have knives and beer in his room, but I don't want to call him out on that. The only thing I could get him on is being unsanitary if he doesn't clean up the urine. He is totally the type of kid who would try and go tell on me, but I did nothing wrong so I sort of want him too just to see the look on the hall directors face when he hears the story.

We have yet to speak to each other since the argument, I will inform you of any developments in the "case of the shit-and-lifter" story.

 

A little bit. I generally try to harness it for the power of good, however.

 

I'm pretty sure your roommate is fucking with you.

 

Just be careful. Dude might spit in your food or play other pranks on you if he's really pissed off.

 

I have this trimmer in the back of my bathroom cupboard that I NEVER use. It's in the very back. Today when I woke up, the trimmer was in the very front of my cupboard and the setting was at a different setting then its ever been at.

Also, my roommates never lock the doors because my friend Erik always forgets his keys. If we lock the door we have to come and let him in. Today it was locked... the weird kid was the last to leave.

He is trying to get back at us, I'm going to strike him in the head.

 

Except the people down the hall?

 

Remove the lid altogether. Hide it under his bed.

 

I can't even comprehend this. He couldn't have grown up with a Mother in the house.

Put cellophane over the bowl so it comes back at him.