The racist humor thread

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  1. MARIS61

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    All kinds of people like chicken.

    Watermelon too.
     
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    I know I love both chicken and watermelon. I prefer white meat though, and seedless watermelon. Those black seeds are so damn annoying
     
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    The black stereotype is not just "Chicken" though, it's FRIED chicken. I've learned that white people love chicken. Accept that it's baked, broiled, on a salad, in fettuccine, cordon bleu, etc. Basically everything ACCEPT fried. Which is the best way to have it!!! lol. Watermelon is OK imho, far from my favorite fruit though. I prefer cantaloupe. Just don't tell my brotha's and susta's.
     
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  5. Bob Dobalina

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    [video=youtube;jhcOWmjSBlg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhcOWmjSBlg[/video]
     
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    That was very droll. I laughed hard!!.
     
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    I don't know how anyone can actually dislike fried chicken. It's so fucking delicious.
     
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    [video=youtube;--g3PP3dfDo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--g3PP3dfDo[/video]
     
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    Meat on the bone is disgusting, and fried anything is really greasy. I don't mind breaded chicken patties or chicken breasts, but fried chicken, as it's conventionally thought of?

    Ick.

    Ed O.
     
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    Yeah, fried chicken runs through me like a bobsled team.
     
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    I fucking love fried chicken.
     
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    It has to be cooked right in order not to be greasy. I'm no cook though so don't ask me! :-0
     
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    Kentucky Baked Chicken!
     
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    baked chicken is for white devils
     
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    I started this thread to set up a certain poster who had racist outbursts whenever he was flustered, and then later say he's not racist.

    He no longer posts here but I'm guessing everyone here knows who I'm talking about!
     
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    Fez Hammersticks, Mar 1, 2011
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    I'm closing this thread.
     
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    The Jamaican one?
     
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    feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's diarrhea time.
     
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