Semi-OT: Cumguzzling, bandwaggoning, douchbag L*ker fans

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  1. chris_in_pdx

    chris_in_pdx OLD MAN

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    Watching this L*ker-Spurs game is making me sick. L*ker fans invading the Spurs home arena and cheering like boorish fucks, which they are.

    L*ker fans are like cockroaches, like rats. You let your guard down, and they fester and grow a small colony like weeds, you have to eradictate them with hatred and repeated beatdowns, otherwise they start to think they are as self-important and swaggeringly douchebaggy like the team they root for, at least until the L*kers suck again, then they'll go buy Heat jerseys.

    At least here in Portland, there's a small window of grace period for transplanted Los Angelenos, but in San Antonio? There should be a riot in that arena, with L*ker fans fueling a bonfire at the Riverplace.
     
    chris_in_pdx, Mar 6, 2011
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    There are a ton of Hispanic's in San Antonio, and most are Laker fans. I really doubt they are bandwagon fans, and you will find Laker fans in any arena in the league when they come to town.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I agree.


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    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Whatever.
     
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    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    Was the "cumguzzling" part really necessary?
     
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    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    I ask that because everybody knows even "true" lakers fans guzzle semen.
     
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    Rhal Well-Known Member

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    Im still pretty mad at the Lakers fans talking shit outside of the Rose Garden after the game. As much as I hate the Lakers I do have respect for the fans that have stayed with that team, just like I have respect for any fan who has stayed a fan of there team no matter what, Its not to hard to figure out who are real Lakers fans and who are Bandwagon fans. Just look for the loud obnoxious guy who can't stop talking and is decked out in newly bought gear. Find him punch him in the face and repeat.
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I respect the fans of the Lakers who actually know that they lost their first like 7 trips to the finals, know who Elgin Baylor is (and not just the former GM of the Clippers) and knew what it was like before they got Magic.
     
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    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    BRAWR!!

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    LAKER FAN MAKE HULK ANGRY!
     
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  11. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    I will say this, the only true douche-bag, cum-guzzling fans are the ones in Memphis who can't even fill half of their arena when their team is on the verge of making the playoffs. Being loud (or even obnoxious) and supporting your team is commendable in my book. Don't like Lakers fans shoving it down your throat at the RG? then don't sell your tickets on stubhub you assclowns.
     
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  12. PapaG

    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    Absolutely agree. Memphis and New Orleans don't deserve NBA teams. Somebody in Seattle needs to realize that point and get one of those teams. Freaking OKC has a team, and I'm not even sure they have produced a decent NBA player from that city.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Right now the KNICK fans are chanting MVP MVP for Stat in Atlanta. What a disgrace!
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    You mean like Blake Griffin?
     
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    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    Is he the only one? I'm not a Blake Griffin groupie, so I don't know his bio.
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    I have no idea.
     
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  17. chris_in_pdx

    chris_in_pdx OLD MAN

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    This is the truth. Blazer fans selling their Laker game tix on StubHub or Craigslist are traitors to their own team.
     
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  18. PapaG

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    I wish you would post more often. Seriously.
     
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  19. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    a friend was at the laker blazer game and relayed this story. Two rows in front, there was a Laker fan, and his son was a Blazer fan. The Father taunted his son all of the four quarter, bringing his own son to tears. Stay classy Laker fans!
     
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  20. The_Lillard_King

    The_Lillard_King Westside

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    Right . . . so season ticket holders who support the team financially are traitors if they sell some of those tickets especially to Laker fans.

    Reality- Laker fans pay much more for tickets to see their team play than Blazer fans do. You shouldn't question the ticket seller but why aren't Blazer fans stepping up and buying Blazer-Laker tickets.

    Fans watching games at home are traitors to their own team. :D
     
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