Vanity...

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  1. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Do you want whiter eyes? All you need is this doctor to surgically peel away the top layer of your eye...

    [video=youtube;IEldoGC5e6U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEldoGC5e6U[/video]

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  2. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    What the fuck? You look how you look. I honestly don't get plastic surgery that's not reconstructive.
     
  3. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    If you had HUGE fucking nose or say BIG fucking ears, wouldn't you at least toy with the idea?
     
  4. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    as someone with a big nose and mismatched ears, I've never thought to toy with the idea. It's not like a nose job or eye-whitening turns me from my below-average to James McAvoy or Matthew McConnaughey or something.
     
  5. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    This takes the cake:

    [video=youtube;UzkvFtq1fKE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzkvFtq1fKE[/video]
     
  6. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    Not really. It's just not me.

    I've seen both women and men get plastic surgery for vanity, and I can't think of one instance where they improved their looks.
     
  7. Nate Dogg

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    What about DJ Qualls? Hes one goofy looking actor.
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  8. BrianFromWA

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    you know, in the movie "Life of BrianFromWA/DC", he might play me in the High School years. Except not as tall. And I couldn't drive.

    Though in my biased opinion, I made out better than he did with Eliza Dushku.
     
  9. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I don't even dye my hair. Personally, I've never been unhappy with the way I look... well... not until recently. I need to shed some baby fat.
     
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    bodyman5001 Genius

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    Jennifer Grey from Dirty Dancing did. She is better looking now than she was when she made that movie over 20 years ago. When she first had the nose job, she was in a tv show that I can't remember. I didn't know it was her until I saw the credits.
     
  11. Ed O

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    I'd love to have blue eyes... I'm not sure that I'd go under the knife (in Panama, of all places) to get it done.

    Ed O.
     
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    MARIS61 Real American

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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    that ain't baby fat.
     
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    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    I like a nice boob job!
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    I'm not a fan. There is something wonderful about that little bit of sag; although, I hear after a couple years the newer implants look more natural.
     
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    Entity some guy

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    I don't like a boob job, either. Call me names if you want.
     
  17. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    I wouldn't trust Panama doctors, either:

    [video=youtube;63PUBJFrfEA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63PUBJFrfEA&feature=related[/video]

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  18. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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  19. BLAZER PROPHET

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    Maybe that explains why you post so much here.
     
  20. BrianFromWA

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    You might be on to something.
     

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