Swedish company offers to freeze and explode your corpse

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    http://www.news.com.au/technology/s...rpse-t1000-style/story-fn5fsgyc-1226017744340
     
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    Yes, but will Medicare pay for it?
     
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    That's a question you should ask your death panel.
     
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    I want to donate my corpse to barfo's body-burning plants.
     
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    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    I wonder how many people would want to watch their loved ones being shattered Terminator-style?

    On the flip side, I think one could create a hell of a kitty to pay for seats to watch the shattering for someone like Qaddafi.
     
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    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    all sounds good to me, I wonder how much it is expected to cost

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    In addition to that, will they come to you- a mobile unit that comes to the house, freeze dries you, vacuums out your bodily fluids and then places a little plastic explosives up the rectum and............. 3.................. 2...................1............... KA-BOOM!!

    "Thank you for having us into your home. Enclosed in the brochure are several business cards to distribute to neighbors, friends and families. Or, visit at our website, www.freezedriedrectumblowups.com. Or, if you might be interested in a franchise, please call out marketing department at 1-800-659-4283. That number, once again, is 1-800-659-4283."
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    i thought a place in portland was doing this too.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I thought I was the only one who sleeps in a cornstarch coffin all day. Tastes like hot cornbread with melting butter unless I find someone's neck.
     
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