Snake bites model's breast, dies from silicone poisoning

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Video is semi not safe for work so I will post the link to it instead of embedding it in the post.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1xowAT_i8U
     
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    Da Hatta Da TITTY! lmao
     
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    Good. I'm sick of models posing with snakes. Maybe this will end this ridiculous practice.
     
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    The snake thought he was about to be eaten.

    Or, it might have been a heterosexual female snake. The snake says, look, my agent told you, I don't go there.

    Anyway, I learned something. I will immediately stop biting boobs. Well, next week I will.
     
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    Now we know why the serpent told Eve not to eat her apples.
     
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    Uh, Eve definitely didn't have silicone in her breasts.
     
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    Link?
     
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    This is what happens when the liberal government sends a snake to school and teaches it to read. Sure, it could read "Orit Fox", and Fox eats Snake. This is all good. But what we need is the schools to teach the snakes to think. Not just the mechanics of reading!
     
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    I went to school with an Eve, who might not have had silicone in her breasts, but she sure has the finest breasts in our school. Hole. e. Shit.
     
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    Picture, please.


    :)
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    As it turns out this is misreporting, the snake didn't die. It was a joke by the author in the original article that went over the heads of editors for several papers that reported the snake dying.
     
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    Is that Jeffrey Dahmer in your avatar?
     
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    no, i believe he was dead when avatar was being filmed, they did use alot of cgi though, so not sure
     
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    You're apparently not sure about a lot of things . . .

    Congratulations on the avatar, though. Dahmer is a great role model for you!
     
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    as is yours for you!
     
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    Could be worse. Someone could hold a gun to his head and make him use a red devilish Whitsitt picture.

    Speaking of yours, didn't Moses bring down a commandment about no graven images of Mohammed or sexy women cavorting on the beach? I know it was something like that.
     
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    the only pictures I would've had of her was when she was in HS, and thus, hidden away in my secret collection.
     
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