[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

Yeah. All my porn is on youjizz.

 

I heard this new Anne Hathaway movie one is basically porn.

 

Human Centipede?

 

troma

 

sparticus blood and sand is porn, and hot dudes, what more could a drunk girl want

 

fuck. vegas is awesome. got so fucking trashed last night. Saw house of Pain at Tao nightclub...live performance of Jump Around. lots of hot chicks, didn't bang though...but made out with a chick on the dance floor until her friends grabbed her away...haha. sluts.. wearing beads on St. Paddys day = win.

 

[video=youtube;pAnvrUh5KdA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAnvrUh5KdA&feature=related[/video]

 

Now THAT was awesome.

 

I wish I could watch it

 

Girl I went out with a few weeks ago, one date, went well.going on 2nd date this weekend..wants to add me on FB. Terrible idea right?

I gave her some bs excuse about how things get twisted online and I'd rather get to know her first. bleh.

 

also, one of my friends has a hot cousin that he's been tagging in photos on his wall. not really a close friend, hung out with him like once or twice since graduating college but hung out a lot in college and we kicked it a few months ago. kind of interested, what's the proper play here? I'm thinking just trying to see if he wants to kick it more go drinking and see if i can come out drinking with the cousin some time and see if i can work it from there. super cute girl, just my type.

 

oh yeah, NEVER let your wife go to vegas. Even if you're with her, never let her go downstairs to "gamble" by herself. Just sayin.

 

:maris61:

REALLY?

 

:MARIS61:

 

fuck that noize.

 

I like to put Peanut Butter on bananas, waffles, french toast, and HCP's wifes tits.

 

coulda just said pancakes

 

zing!