Two Morons

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  1. MARIS61

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    Two morons were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.

    The first moron said "These look like deer tracks,"

    and the other moron said, "No, they look like moose tracks."

    They argued and argued, and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
     
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    I don't get it.
     
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    it was railroad tracks.
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Two gay deer walk out of a bar.

    Then the first deer turned to the other deer and said, "I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks."
     
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