http://www.cheatingtranslators.com/bad-translator use 40 translations here comes my baby -> this is my love rofl cow -> (you have to type it in and see) link to the past -> new relationship
Aw, the "consultant" doesn't like my joke. Boo hoo hoo. ---> Hu Jintao's "consultants" do not like my jokes. Since X and XY. barfo
Your economic approach strikes me as a drunk teenager driving towards a washed-out bridge, saying "I saw this on Dukes of Hazzard". ---> Road, his country's economy, city driving drunk makes most wife said: "I saw the" Dukes of Hazzard. " Alternate version: So the city's economy, women are at risk. Duke "M," he said. barfo
So bye-bye, miss american pie. Drove my chevy to the levee, But the levee was dry. And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die. "this’ll be the day that I die." --> Hey, sometimes American Pie damudamushibore Congress. This is a good day to die is not to drink liquor. "One day when you die." barfo
Original text: "whoa black water keep on rolling Mississippi moon gonna keep on shining on me" ...10 translations later we get: "Water will continue to keep my black Mississippi brilliant laminate months"
Original text: "We don't need no education We dont need no thought control No dark sarcasm in the classroom Teachers leave them kids alone Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone! All in all it's just another brick in the wall. All in all you're just another brick in the wall. " ...10 translations later we get: "Does not require any training, do not need their classrooms in the dark irony of my child's mind control № teacher! Teacher! Leave those kids alone! Under normal circumstances, it's just a wall. Under normal circumstances, you're just a brick wall."
Ok just for fun I put Big fat rippin bong hit, that got me Feng is still a brave attack I really have no idea what that is about, haha
Original text: "yO FLY RIDE BE PIMPIN , SMOKIN AN SLAPPIN DA BITCHES ASSES" ...50 translations later we get: "Yes, talk about how stupid Nana, "which began shooting" This made me spit coffee on the keys, damn
I like this one a lot: I took a dump on Denny Crane's front porch --> My religion has been reduced. barfo
Masturbation causes hair to grow on your palms --> female orgasm also: Masturbation palm trees grow tall barfo
Until recently the great majority of naturalists believed that species were immutable productions, and had been separately created. TRANSLATION Just started doing them.
Original text: "when i hear that whistle blowing, i hang my head and cry" ...56 translations later we get: "I've read, I realized that I hate my head."
