Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW)

I don't know, after like 10 guys ripped kush through it, it's like eating a vagina after a bukkake fest

 

You're never too old for McDonalds breakfast

 

I drank bong water once. Not one of my finer moments.

 

LMAO!!! Why?

 

that time you sent me a PM asking if I like older guys

 

Das nasty!

 

LOL! The only reason why I asked is because you would not stop trying to send me dick pics of you.

 

I got pretty slammered last night. Then got high, then walked home in the rain and then played with myself while I cried myself to sleep.

 

I swallow my loads.

 

Eww. Das nasty!

My gf will be meeting my parents for the first time, a week Thursday

 

I like how that brought you on to your girlfriend...

 

Haha i have to admit, she is the only gf i've had that does.

Lunch time me thinks

 

lol and that brings you to lunch.

 

Hahahahahaha.

 

go fish

 

Hell yeah! As long as she's fed, then i eat

 

22 is the best age to be

 

Can't wait till I can drink around the world.

 

Vegas was wild. Went clubbing, rocked up on Red Bull and Vodka, then went straight from there and played poker until 9 in the morning drinking baileys all morning, then as I was heading back to the room some black chick asked me where I was going... I said my room... she said, want some company? and I said NO, I ain't payin you! ... then I went back to the room and woke the roomies up to go to a sick pool party, drank some beers, saw some tits, then went back to my hotel and made out with the concierge cougar in the laundry room until a security guard walked in and it stopped... then saw Carrot top, then went clubbing again, somehow made my way back after a 40 hour binge of no sleeping and relatively constant drinking. Woke up 8 hours later to start it again.