Zach 25/14 W Jack 14/4/5 W Jermaine 4 blocks, 6/6 shooting. Down 3 Never should've traded any of them.
In other news, Bayless shot a 83 at Phoenix Golf Club, and Travis caught an 8-pound bass in his backyard lake. Telfair made it through the airport without going to jail on his way to Oahu, and Juwan sported a DNP-CD in Philly. Joel and Webster are getting treatment for their injuries, and Dante and Blanky are participating in the playoffs as much as you and I are right now. this game is fun!
In increasing order: Channing Frye bought a new coffee mug hanging around downtown Portland. Von Wafer was a DNP in Sunday's Celtics game. Saturday in the Pacers loss to the Bulls, Josh McRoberts had 12 minutes, 5 rebounds, and shot 1-6. When the Heat beat the 76ers, sixth man James Jones had 25 minutes, 9 points, 5 rebounds, and shot 4-8.
Miami (2nd-best team in the league after Chicago) blew out Philadelphia an hour ago. James Jones played 24 minutes. Jamal Magloire and Juwan Howard played 3 minutes each. Stephen Graham of New Jersey is home fishing. There are many former Blazers who still play in the NBA.
I forgot Ike Diogu is hawking hamburgers for Sterling with the other Clippers. Tolliver is shagging Webster's missed shots in a gym in St. Paul. McMillan, the underdog coach, would have this team at .500. C Jermaine O'Neal Joel Przybilla Jamal Magloire F Zach Channing Frye Josh McRoberts Travis Outlaw Dante Cunningham Juwan Howard Tolliver Ike Diogu G Jarrett Jack Stephen Graham (a Nets starter) James Jones Telfair Bayless Webster Blake Von Wafer