Who wants to sit courtside with me on Thursday? (auction)

My brother has a test to take and will not be able to make it to the game in time. And so I am offering to sell my ticket to one of my fellow S2 friends. It's in the very front row across from the Blazers' bench. In the "Were You There" thread, there was a picture of us in our seats. I bought this ticket at a discount for $750. In this thread, I will take bids on this ticket starting at $750. I will need you to meet me at the Rose Garden at 5:30pm on Thursday and pay me in cash. Anyone interested?

 

this will not end well.

:MARIS61:

 

fantastic opportunity....courtside in a do or die game.

 

Why do you say that?

 

How about we start the bidding at $1. Whaddaya' say?

 

I'm just joking. you'll have funny bids like the one above...then people bidding a million dollars or offering to blow you.

:MARIS61:

 

Going going gone? But seriously, $750 is a lot of money, yes, but it's an insanely good deal for a courtside ticket to any game, let alone a playoff game.

 

Can I bid in pesos?

 

I hear you.

 

I'm seriously interested. I have the cash, just trying to decide if I want to spend that much. I'm gonna think it over for a few miinutes here....

 

or a threesome in vegas next weekend.....

 

Do you?

 

Fuck it. I bid 750!

 

Is this for one ticket? Or two?

 

One of you will end up on a meat hook in King's basement! He will turn one of you into a lampshade while listening to Depeche Mode!

 

I hear $750! Do I hear $800?

1

 

Hey, let's forget about the game, and use that money on weed and hookers.