Age Difference

rofl

 

If only I were so lucky...

 

Very jelly!


I'm 53 and I LOVE younger women! Is that so wrong???

 

I've dated women 20 years younger than myself. Me likey!

 

I've bagged a couple cougars in their 40's, they're pretty easy if in the right situation. More experience, less drama so its a win-win situation.

I'd also like to add, most of them can suck a golf ball through a garden hose so thats a plus as well.

 

Let me guess, they were of the asian persuasion?

 

I'm losing out in this whole age thing. When I was in HS and college, all the chicks went for the older guys. Now that I'm one of the older guys they are cougars going after the younger guys.

I think the truth is they were avoiding me and using age as the excuse . . .

 

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it seems the rules are different if you have a daughter. most guys with no daughters see no issue with this. the only dudes i hear from who are against it have a daughter or two.

 

I figured her for her mid-30's, so that's about right.

 

So you visually aged only 1 year over a 15 year period?

I suspect alcohol played a part in all age assessments.

 

I was still getting carded in my mid-30s. But of course, booze played a role as a social lubricant and in putting on the beer goggles.

 

beer is good as just regular ol' lubricant

also

before you go down on a bitch, spit whiskey in her ****, if that shit is infected she will scream like a motherfucker, and you know to only let her blow you

 

There is nothing to see here.

 

Dude it should come as no surprise if you watched Lost in Translation.

 

Are you a Naturopath? Dr. 3RA1N1AC?

 

does that sound like a homeopathic precaution you might use? if so, settle up with billing on the way out.