The Osama Bin Laden Conspiracy Theories- you know they're coming.

I guess one man was armed. And there were weapons cache... although the other article said there wasn't.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42906279/ns/world_news-death_of_bin_laden/

 

Saw this regarding info from the gub'ment. but don't question us. 9/11.

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1) There was a firefight.
2) There was no firefight.
3) Bin Laden was “resisting.”
4) Bin Laden wasn’t armed. (Makes the concept of “resisting” interesting.)
[4.a) And the newest one: the SEALS thought bin Laden was reaching for a weapon.]
5) He used his wife as a shield.
6) His wife was killed too.
7) He didn’t use his wife as a shield. She ran at a SEAL who shot her in the leg, but she’s fine.
8 ) Some other woman — the maid? — was used as a shield. By somebody. Downstairs.
9) That other woman — downstairs — was killed.
10) Maybe not. She was killed unless she wasn’t — and who was she, anyway?
11) Bin Laden’s son was killed.
12) Unless it was some other guy.
13) Bin Laden’s daughter saw him get killed. She’s undoubtedly traumatized, poor dear.
14) They were going to capture Bin Laden until the problem with the helicopter, which was:

A) It had mechanical trouble
B) It did a hard landing
C) It crashed
D) It clipped a wall with a tail rotor, effectively a crash

15.) They were never going to try to capture him; it was always a kill mission.
16.) No, it wasn’t.
17) The chopper blew up.
18) The SEALs blew it up.
19.) Panetta said yesterday the world needed proof and the photo would be released.
20.) Obama said today in an interview he taped with Steve Kroft for “60 Minutes” to be broadcast Sunday that it won’t be released. It’s too gruesome, would offend Muslim sensibilities (something he worries about a lot — I personally do not give a warm fart on a wet Wednesday about Muslim sensibilities), and how would Americans feel if Muslims released pictures of dead Americans?
21.) Kroft — who’s not a total idiot — pointed out that ever since “Black Hawk Down” days, Muslims have been doing precisely that, filming American bodies being dragged through the streets, filming Daniel Pearl’s head being cut off, filming any and everything.
22) Obama gets pissed at CBS, the tape gets cleaned up, that question disappears. (Inside info.)
23.) We got a “treasure trove” of stuff from hard drives, etc.
24.) There were no phone lines, and no internet access at the “mansion,” they didn’t even have TV — what “treasure trove?”
25.) There is obviously in the pictures of the place a large satellite dish. I guess they used it for making salads.
26.) And now, just today: apparently the idea was to capture him, but only if he was naked. There was a suspicion he might be wearing a suicide bomber type explosive vest, or belt. So if he’s not naked and you can’t see if he has a vest on or not – shoot him.

 

You forgot the one where they said he died a week ago and they had to do DNA testing. Then it was changed to "he died this morning".

 

What a complete clusterfuck.

Here is what a leader of the USA does.

1) Order kill strike.
2) Keep evidence of kill strike.
3) Have photos/evidence of kill strike.
4) Go to first visit at Ground Zero for a photo op with selected 9/11 families.

Ony one of these things are confirmed, at this point. The only photos of Barry that day are him in a golf shirt, sitting in the corner, and a second-take photo for 'official' purposes.

If this was Dubya...

 

It had to come from somewhere though.

 

"they're coming at us with neon green squirt guns, fire!!!!!"

 

Minstrel does your act much better than you do, barfo.

 

If this were Dubya, only #4, the photo op, would have happened?

 

graphic pics with the said neon toy guns next to dead bodies.

http://www.reuters.com/subjects/bin-laden-compound

 

I also have a 14 inch penis. I have pictures but I'm not going to release them because they might offend someone.

 

I'm guessing Dubya would have wanted a redo on that photo. Too bad he didn't control the media like Barry does. I feel bad for the Reuter photog who dared to blog the truth about your here Barry's 2nd takes.

 

At least you're being honest. Your mini-Minstrel act is embarrassing. Time for a new schtick? You're not very smart, and you're not very witty. Now what?

 

Do you mean, "your hero?" My hero is none other than Saul Alinksy (creator of the most famous book in right-wing American history, "The Saul Alinsky Playbook"), and you informed me that he'd have been proud of me. Made me feel quite warm inside.

 

They're tag-teaming now.

 

Yeah, I should have added that you're not original, either.

No kids for you, and you quit being a moderator. Plus, you clearly don't really care about the Blazers. Is this your legacy, barfo? The less-witty sidekick "Me-Too" to Minstrel?

It's kind of sad, isn't it?

 

jesus you homotrons, get a room.