The Godfather, Cleopatra and a child molester were in a car...

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    Damn, this sounds like the start of a really good joke instead of an actual story.



    Cooped up together for 500 miles were three of the world’s biggest and most charismatic stars – Dame Elizabeth Taylor, Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson.

    The trio are said to have embarked on their journey to flee New York in a hire car the day after the 9/11 terror attack.

    Fearing a follow-up attack, the trio first sought refuge in New Jersey, according to one of Jackson’s former personal assistants.

    From there they undertook a 500-mile odyssey across America – with Brando and Jackson behind the wheel and stopping only to fuel up on Burger King and KFC takeaways – until they finally reached a mystery destination in the state of Ohio.

    The remarkable tale, told to this month’s Vanity Fair magazine, is set to become the stuff of Hollywood legend – or possibly even part of a film script.


    Read more: http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view...fled-9-11-to-Ohio-in-a-hire-car#ixzz1LUtr6PP5
     
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    I wonder how often the men had to tell Liz to stop nagging them about their driving?
     
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    I'm guessing fewer times then they had to tell Brandon to put the bucket of chicken down and Michael to get out of the Burger King playland.

     
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    cool, i would like to see them have a threesome
     
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    They're dead Jim!
     
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    well a video of it duh, altho some hot necro action would really sprout my alfalfa
     
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    Are we sure about that? Have you seen pictures? DNA? The pope swear to god that they were dead?
     
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    Long form birth certificate or this did not happen.

    Well, OK, maybe it did happen, but it was re-staged. Stop twisting my arm James, I'm a Doctor, not a mechanic. Damn it.
     
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    Who does a parody of this story first?

    South Park or Family Guy?
     
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    I could actually see the guys from South Park turning this into their next big Broadway hit.
     
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    And the duck said "No, I've got the bill"
     

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