Bill Simmons Draft Night Commentary.

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  1. BrewCityBuck

    BrewCityBuck The guy with 17,000 Posts.

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    http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...=simmons/060629 love Phoenix's performance tonight -- they should have just put those two first-rounders on eBay. Way to look out for your fans, guys. And what about Portland's wheeling and dealing? They're like a drunk college kid randomly putting together an NBA Live team at 4 a.m. That's followed by one more nasty look from Stern, then Utah taking a mortified Ronnie Brewer (who has a "Wait, isn't that the city with no black people?" look on his face). Apparently, he can't shoot consistently from the outside because he broke his arm when he was a kid. But if that right arm could bend, he'd be right back in that thing. Note to the ESPN guys: Next year, just tell us which guys in the draft AREN'T athletic. Much easier.) Our first wild-card pick of the draft! Saer Sene and his 7-foot-8 wingspan go to Seattle at No. 10, despite the fact that he learned to make a layup off the correct foot just 12 months ago. (True story.) On the bright side, he averaged three points a game in a Belgian professional league this season. He's the homeless man's Desagana Diop. We might need to disband the Sonics. Seriously. It's time. Enough is enough. Even the ESPN guys are killing this pick.
     
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    :HAHAHA: Great read.
     
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    [quote name='BCB' post='95631' date='Jun 21 2006, 03:50 PM']I'm sorry Justice but i'm not reading anything from Bill Simmons. His opinion doesn't really matter to me, i'd much rather look at what former players and people that know what they are talking about have to say about the game.[/quote]What.These were my favorite parts:
    That's what I said!
    Win.
     
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    That last quote might've been the best Bill Simmons quip I've ever heard.
     
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    LOL great read. I didn't read till the end but a lot of the entries I read were funny. LOL at the Brewer one.
     
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    :HAHAHA: I love it.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BCB @ Jun 29 2006, 12:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>And what about Portland's wheeling and dealing? They're like a drunk college kid randomly putting together an NBA Live team at 4 a.m.</div>Jackpot. Gold. Cha-ching.:HAHAHA:
     

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