The last time I remember eating at Dennys someone collapsed at the pay counter. They called 911 but no one was even trying to assist the person or do CPR... people even walked in and stepped OVER the guy to sit down. It was surreal. You'd think seeing someone unresponsive on the floor like that would curb your appetite.
Yeah, this is the truth. Lets face it, for most of us, the only time we would go into a dennys is after getting trashed anyway, shit I could have been sitting with Mike eating mine.
I would've thought "eating a napkin" would've been a euphemism for something else, especially while drunk.
I have worked with him on many occassions. Great guy, feel bad for him. Maybe that's what he gets for switching his alliance from the Ducks to the Beavs!