Mike Parker drunk at Dennys?

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  1. Paxil

    Paxil Active Member

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    The last time I remember eating at Dennys someone collapsed at the pay counter. They called 911 but no one was even trying to assist the person or do CPR... people even walked in and stepped OVER the guy to sit down. It was surreal. You'd think seeing someone unresponsive on the floor like that would curb your appetite.
     
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    Yeah, this is the truth. Lets face it, for most of us, the only time we would go into a dennys is after getting trashed anyway, shit I could have been sitting with Mike eating mine.
     
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    No, when you get trashed you post crazy sitcom ideas.
     
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    wince..I may have eaten my napkin as well.
     
  5. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    LOL!
     
  6. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    My napkins taste better than HCP's, no doubt.
     
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    His have Beer Boy's sweat on them after a round or two with HCP's wife.
     
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    I would've thought "eating a napkin" would've been a euphemism for something else, especially while drunk.
     
  9. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    I was going to point out that you don't know where HCP's have been!
     
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    Rodolfo Double Stamp>Triple Stamp

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    BenDavis would be proud.
     
  11. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I have worked with him on many occassions. Great guy, feel bad for him. Maybe that's what he gets for switching his alliance from the Ducks to the Beavs!
     

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