Corny Jokes of the day

" Why did the skelton cross the road?"Because he didn't have any guts!

 

I appreciate all the topics However, Im not sure how much purpose this one serves. Should I lock it, Or do you guys think it's cool?

 

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?With a pumpkin patch.

 

Did you hear about the greedy circumciser ?He kept the tipsDid you hear about the bad circumsizer ?He got the sackTo get the sack means to get fired.Im very sorry

 

What do you call a turtle's home?It's shell-ter!What did the buffalo dad say to his son when he left home?Bye, son! (Bison)What's big, red, and eats rocks?A big red rock eater.What did Tarzan say when he saw an elephant?"Look out, here comes an elephant"!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC @ Jun 30 2006, 03:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I appreciate all the topics However, Im not sure how much purpose this one serves. Should I lock it, Or do you guys think it's cool?</div>Whats wrong with a joke thread? Of course you shouldnt lock this one.

 

Man I've got a ton... corny jokes are the best.Did you hear the joke about the lollipop?Aw nevermind, that one SUCKS.Did you hear the joke about the Michellin Man?Nevermind, I get TIRED of telling it.Did you hear the joke about Santa?Well it's ho-ho-horrible.:no1: Corny is bad, it's bad. You know it.

 

What did 50 Cents mom say when 50 sewn her a new sweater? "G- u nit?"

 

Here is an extremely corny joke.What comes after the chicken strip?The Chicken Breast

 

What is white and fluffy ?White fluff

 

You guys ever hear the joke about the Chinese man, the American, and the African?
-- It's a good joke I should tell you some time.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Young Cus @ Jul 6 2006, 02:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>What is white and fluffy ?White fluff</div>:HAHAHA: I love those jokes.Did you here the joke about Tony Montana's lion?Ehhh... you wouldnt like it, mane.I juts made that up now.

 

Did you hear the joke about the 100 ft wall ?You'll neve get over it.Whats big white and furry and lives in the desert ?A lost polar bear.

 

your so ugly that when you looked in the mirror it BROKE!

 

What's white, and swings though the jungle ?Tarzan's Fridge.I know too many of these, I really need to stop hanging out with my dad so much lol

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (king23james @ Jul 6 2006, 07:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>your so ugly that when you looked in the mirror it BROKE!</div>Thats not corny.