Kobe Parady Meltdown news conference

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    I thought this was funny.
    [video]http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/14820e72b5/kobe-byrant-s-post-game-meltdown[/video]
     
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    "My teammates didn't respond to the Kobe face"
     
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    Hahaha.

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    Hey does Kobe know the poster "black mamba"?
     
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    "Mamba can't be 'dry Mamba'...Mamba's gotta be moisturized"
     
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    A lot of things weren't going right. The towels... The towels weren't absorbing my sweat like they usually do.

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    I was laughing when gatorade didn't have his flavor and he blamed his performance for it.
     
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    "There are rumors out there that Pau is going through a break up, is this true Kobe?"

    "What's that got to do with boxing out and dunking? If I was his fiancée I'd break up with him because he's not boxing out and dunking. I would think women find that attractive."
     
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    "You guys wanna take some shots? You guys wanna take some shots? Because after my teammates couldn't hit a single shot, I would like to see some shots made. In Dallas."
     
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    I would have been floored if Rudy had come out after the end of the season, taken a shot (of booze) and then gone "Hey there you go, that's one shot I did make".
     
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    You can't win games with a dry mamba..... so true.
     
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