[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

go down to toothless bobs tanning and wax on la cienega by the mud hut, and tell them hot carl sent you, theyll hook you up proper

 

hmmm....married coworker has been flirty/touchy feeley lately and complaining about her husband. :MARIS61:

 

had a meeting last night I put on....30 people were supposed to show up but about 10 of them flaked (@75 per person). bleh. i hate it when people flake out on shit like that.

 

yeah gotta honor the rsvp, or else you are a fucking loser

 

looking into getting into something this weekend. Might do some hippie medidation shit...take magazines to a coffee shop in venice and read them all day.

was thinking of going to San Diego or Santa Barbara and just geting a hotel and chilling the fuck out....not sure. don't want to drive 2 hours.

 

yeah, I had a few people RSVP 3 hours before the meeting then flake out.

oh well. decent meeting.

 

so did you guys raid a super big dungeon or what? i bet you noobs got pwnd

 

If you see an asian dude around portland wearing a fucking furry dog scarf or soemthing, feel free to punch him, its my cousin and you have permission to.

 

Ask her if she's down for the gangbang like PapaG's wife.

 

turn that slut out, bring her to a biker party

 

I went over to her desk and told her she was stressed, gave a back massage, I noticed she placed her hand in her lap, thumb by her cooch.

 

#Boom

 

what a waste of a beautiful suitcase.

 

#Baller

 

audi drivers have such an inferiority complex with BMW drivers.

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1605630/

#Sweetness

 

no whats her name? crappy

 

I bought an 8 ball to party with before the Rapture takes effect

 

an 8 ball is nothing, i could bang that in half the time it takes charlie to bang a 7 gram rock, you know, because its half as big

 

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