Would someone explain to me why Judgement Day is supposed to be this Sunday?

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  1. Fez Hammersticks

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    Raised in the church til I was 18....... haven't been since. If believing in the Bible makes you and your family feel better more power to you. If it helps people become better people, keep on keepin' on. I just don't like it when I'm told that because I don't do this or believe this, me and my family will be going to hell. The Bible is just a bunch of stories right? And there must be 1000's of different religions..... some of them must be wrong, right? My mom has remarried and has gone off the deep end with the whole religion thing. She is so into it, that she never comes to her grandchildren's soccer or basketball games because of her "prayer groups". Called me once and asked when my son's next game was and I told her this Sunday..... she said,"Why on earth would they have a game on Sunday"......... I paused and said, "God must not want you to be a part of your grandchildren's life."
     
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    The bible writes, and this is supposed to be Jesus talking. That the rapture will come like a thief in the night. Basically meaning, no one will be able to predict the rapture, since Jesus will return "like a thief in the night".
     
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    Jesus gonna steal your TV and shit!

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    LOL! I mean you don't have to believe in "The Bible" or Jesus, or any Religious thing. All I'm saying is all these so-called Christians crying the rapture is coming are making shit up. If you are a Christian, you have no idea when Christ will come. That's it.
     

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