The Cho firing conspiracy theory thread

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by SlyPokerDog, May 23, 2011.

  1. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I GOT IT! Maybe Cho is a horrible GM?
     
  2. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    LeBron was going to sign with Portland last summer for the MLE to combine with Oden, Roy and Aldridge as "The Big Four", but then Cho slept with LeBron's skanky mom and ruined that plan. LeBron settled for Miami instead as part of "The Big Three".

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  3. Shooter

    Shooter Unanimously Great

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    If that were true, they wouldn't have hired Cho in the first place.
     
  4. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    They hired him because they thought he was good at math... obviously still racist. :ghoti:
     
  5. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    He quit because Allen was yelling at him in a dim room. Baldy looks just like Canzano.
     
  6. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Cho had a very tiny penis.

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