OT - LMFAO @ Kris Humphries

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Just gave a 20.5 carat engagement ring worth over $2 million to Kim Kardashian.
     
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    Obligatory Kim Kardashian pic.
     
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    Maybe she's really nice? I've seen the video, so I know she is good in bed.


    Also, what's the rule? 3 months of salary before tax? He made a little over 3 million, and will probably get a riase this year because he is one of the more coveted FA's. It's a little high, but not that high
     
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    Why buy the cow when she will give you the back door chocolate milk for free?
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Your link no work, can't see picture.
     
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    That doesn't seem unreasonable to me. I mean... it'd be unreasonable for ME, but not if I were Kris Humphries. :)

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    Sounds like he got a hell of a deal. Vanessa Bryant's "sorry for raping that girl" ring was a $4 million 8 carat ring. Kim's 20.5 carat ring including a 16.5 perfect emerald cut center stone is $2 mill? Maybe he went to the Shane Company.

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,626534,00.html
     
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    2 million to bang Kim Kardashian for the forseeable future seems like a steal to me.
     
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    He can spend a huge chunk of his $$$ because he'll soon have her $$$ to add to his bank account.
     
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    Kardashian is worth at least 10x that much. She's richer than he is, easily.
     
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  11. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Truth be told, she's probably worth over $100m in terms of future earnings. and she's hot. and nice.
     
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    score for him, although it would suck to have everyone make fun of her to you because they saw her deepthroat some lame r&b hack
     
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    Yes I also see that as a wise investment. He just needs to make sure the pre-nup she makes him sign includes at least 2 million of her ass...ets
     
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    every kid he has with her is the equivalent of a new NBA contract!
     
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    He better tie a 2 by 4 on his ass!
     
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    I never saw her blowjob video.... LINK!
     
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    I have one with your wife that was patterned after the Kim K video. She should have a copy also
     
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    I thought she was annoying. She was obviously faking it and she wouldn't shut up.
     
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    I love her.
     
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