I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States of Amurrica

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Here is my resume:

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    It looks like i have fucked some girls with your cock before
     
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  3. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    fuck, I've been hacked. its as if I were at Target and a baby threw a fucking pie at me.
     
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    Hacked? Who would do something so evil?
     
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    Fucking hackers! They're everywhere!
     
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    Moar cawk pix pleez
     
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  7. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I can or cannot confirm that is my actual cawk. You know there are many ways to turn a computer on. This might be some malicious hacker. that is why i hired e-biz experts.
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    You cock is green with envy
     
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    Whisky dick?
     
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    You should hire an interwebs security firm to make sure that you don't really have a bottle for a cawk! It may or may not be your cawk, but it was on teh Twitters because of a hacker!
     
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  11. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I can't say with cetitude that my cock is a green perrier bottle.
     
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    Somebody just hacked my cock and made it have sex with a stripper! It was a prank, though, so no biggie!
     
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  13. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Let's talk about the Debt Ceiling guys, ok?
     
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    No I want to talk about cock!
     
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  15. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    uhh...do you want to moderate the thread? along with all these jackasses?

    as I was saying, 45k people in a room.....
     
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    Pie Man for the pRESIDENT!!!

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    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    Your dick is French? I'm afraid we'll need to see your long form birth certificate.
     
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    His Weiner doesn't come in long form...
     
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