Whiskey Dick

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  1. BlazersBlood

    BlazersBlood It's flowing within me.

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    Confrestion time
     
  2. 44Thrilla

    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    sorry to hear it
     
  3. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    What are we confresting?
     
  4. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    It's not what, it's whom.

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  5. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Not confresting anyone when you have whiskey dick.
     
  6. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Exactly.

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  7. 44Thrilla

    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    it's been so long since I've been confrested
     
  8. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Your confresting obviously need some work.
     
  9. BlazersBlood

    BlazersBlood It's flowing within me.

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    I wasn't confresting or confessing. I was pretty lit and my wife said she was on the rag and I made a whiskey dick joke. I'm pretty sure I could still have gotten hard and got off if I tried to move in on her, but the room was spinning like a mofo when she turned the lights out.
     
  10. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    That's what they all say. :grin:
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    whiskey makes me impossibly hard and unable to shoot rocks, crack makes me unable to perform though
     
  12. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    This thread jinxed me. God damn it. I whisky dick'd last night.
     
  13. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    did he at least finger bang you?
     
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    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Tossed some salad.
     
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