OT: Nate Robinsons charged with Public Urination?

When I was in Alaska in the Army on a field exercise... I went off in the snow to take a shit... and normally you just lean back and put one hand on a log or something... but on this exercise someone brought out a little plastic toilet seat with some aluminum legs. BTW... important to note at this point that it is about -35 degrees and snow everywhere.

So I do my business and right when I get ready to get up the thing breaks and I fall right onto my own shit. Remember... it is about -35 so I only have less than a minute with my gloves off to try to wipe before my fingers stopped working. I went through a whole roll of TP and was still a mess. I didn't want to go back into a small tent with 10 people smelling like shit... literally... so I tried to grab snow and wipe my ass with it... but my pretty soon my fingers wouldn't function.

So there I am... hands frozen... pants around my ankles... shit all over and I can't even pull my pants up because I can't get my fingers to close. At this point if I had live ammo I would have just shot myself.

 

awesome

 

4 years ago, 6 of us were driving straight from an Oakland Raiders game in Oaktown to another friend's house in the NE Bay for a post-game BBQ. We'd been tailgating all morning for the 1:15pm game, had too many beers during the game (I was front-row, Black Hole, right beneath the goal post - still have the game saved on my DVR), and we ran into some traffic. After a while, none of us could take it any more, except for our sober friend who drove us, and we finally hit an exit, pulled over, and had five of us wearing silver and black taking 2-minute pisses as cars honked and waved. How a cop didn't drive by was just luck, I guess.

 

Did your gym teacher get fired?

 

What did they charge for that back in the day?

 

I am getting killed!!!!!! Where are my boys?