[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

carlin said it best

"ive never fucked a 10, but one night i fucked five 2's"

 

I had a threesome with a 7 and an 8. and that's not in inches, perverts.

 

You talk about getting pussy on the internet like someone who never gets laid.

 

I don't!

this is all lies.

 

I saw some chick at CHURCH yesterday wearing an "apple bottom jeans" jacket...and she had no ass.

 

some day, I want to be this asian dude.

http://tweedinthecity.wordpress.com/2011/06/13/an-inside-look-at-the-rubinacci-laboratorio/

 

where the fuck did the magnifier go?

miss his random ass threads.

 

I did some booger sugar this weekend and I regretted it about an hour later.

 

just smoke it homie, youll regret it about 5 minutes later, and move on

 

[video=youtube;zly94OHBYdU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zly94OHBYdU[/video]

 

I want/need to win the lottery!

 

I was thinking the same.

 

i would like to win a breeding lottery, and be instructed to remove all of your genitals for gene cleansing

 

Hmm...that sounds homosexual.

 

got high last night. new perspectives on life.

 

This picture is hilarious. He missed the hoop by a good 2' on his dunk attempt.

 

i like slightly thick chicks. woot.

 

fuck there were a couple i was trying to get at last night...but definitely my type.

big boobs, big ass, nice legs and a cute face.

 

I like that Colgate commercial with the chick.