Raymond Felton - not skinny

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  1. Rastapopoulos

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    Playing at the NC Pro-Am (can we get a Felton vs. Nolan game?):

    [video=youtube;cyh5-eYuL4c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyh5-eYuL4c&t=2m18s[/video]

    (This link should start at 2:18, but it doesn't seem to be doing that. Skip ahead and you'll see it say that Felton is #8 in white.)

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    I'm trying to think of successful chunky PGs. Sherman Douglas? John Bagley?
     
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  2. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Felton looks like Zbo's Mini Me.

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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    wow he looks horrible lol, get it together raymond!
     
  5. The_Lillard_King

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    Well at least he is easy to spot out. Only one wearing a t-shirt and riding his shorts above his bellybutton . . . oh and the heavy looking one out there.
     
  6. Mediocre Man

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    Not skinny?

    Dude looks like the son of Kirby Puckett and Tony Gwynn
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    So nicknames for Felton

    Fat Jesus
    Black Buddha
     
  8. Wheels

    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    yeah I cant see anyone getting offended over those two :lol:
     
  9. BrianFromWA

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    switch them, though, and you're pretty close.
     
  10. HailBlazers

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    I think you guys are overreacting. He's playing against tall and skinny college kids.
     
  11. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I think that might have been a video from the future. Like, 18 years from now after Felton has been retired for 10 years and packed on 40 pounds. And ran like he was 60.
     
  12. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    You sure that wasn't Prince Fielder playing!!??
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    He has always been stalky though right? Not a big as Baron Davis.....
     
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    WHoever #11 is, we need to sign him today!
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    He's a fucking professional athlete in his mid-twenties ... not a 40 year old accountant playing pickup at the 'Y'
    In the immortal words of Christian Bale:

    "So.

    Goddamn.

    Unprofessional."
     
  16. Ed O

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    I'm not gonna put too much stock into this, but... if/when he struggles as a Blazer, I'm sure we'll hear all about his body shape.

    Ed O.
     
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    he looks like a fat 14 year old out there
     
  18. illmatic99

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    Baron was a chunky dude, and he was successful. When he wanted to be.
     
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    Some people just have a little pudge that's tough to get rid of. I don't think the contrasting white shirt and long black shorts is doing Felton any favors either.

    The Blazers have put some faith in him by trading for him, I'm sure he'll respond to it, It's a once in a lifetime opportunity.
     
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