Raymond Felton - not skinny

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  1. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Usually I have trouble following these guys with their little numbers, but this time it was easy. I just watched for the only guy whose waist is almost the same as his height.

    He could be the new Duckworth, and we may already have solved our backup center problem.
     
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    Oh okay, I'm down to Post #3 and someone already thought of it.
     
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    (That's Post #11). Yes, I had thought I was watching the post-retirement Duckworth.

    Speaking of seeing the future, every post so far is like mine because you people knew what I was going to post, right?

    Hey Denny, I have an idea for how to increase posts. Make a rule that we have to separately respond to each post in the thread, like I'm doing here. No more of this grouping your answers together stuff.
     
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    Kirby Puckett -- that was my first thought. Wow. Felton is a Point Guard? He looks like a Nose Guard. Maybe he should switch to football during the lockout.
     
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    Am I missing what this has to do with Raymond Fatman?
     
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    I thought it was obvious!

    Plus Martell Webster - Rodney Stuckey - ... - AND MORE

    Much, much more!
     
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    What does BGrantFan think of this PG issue? Has Felton ever made it out of the first round while being this fat?
     
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    LOTBfan dangling chad

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    maybe he will play like barea, but not get knocked into the stands...

    imagine what bayless would have done to people with his single minded desire to charge the rim, only 50 lbs heavier.

    not sure how his speed is, as long as it doesn't suffer from the added mass, i think he will only benefit from the added inertia, since guards are basically licensed to charge in the current league. instead of bouncing off of big defenders, he should be able to dramatically bowl people over, exposing all those hand checks and extended knees. good thing oden isn't playing against him.
     
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    i like the idea of him abusing smaller pg's, and stealing their lunch
     
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    will we call him yogi then?
     
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    He says he thinks that you're obsessed with him.
     
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    obsessed with him? you ARE him!

    whos the parasite and whos the host?

    :lol:
     
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    felton is a beast, he is thick all over, if you get my drift
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    "Hey Patty! Give me your sandwich or I'll kick your ass."
     
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    Speaking of obsessed...
     
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    i don't think felton wants vegimite, patty is probably the only one whose sandwich is safe
     
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