[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

account got suspended but I'd still bang her. that would have been awesome if that was really her. funny tweets about the orlando magic, etc.

 

should i buy a CM Punk T-shirt?


http://www.wweshop.com/item/cm-punk...rt/Men/01-14598?img=cmpunkbestpre1015x493.jpg

 

fuck cm punk

 

Its ok Lil' Jimmy.

 

FUCK. Jury duty tomorrow.

 

I hope i get some whyte bread crackaz with some white collar shit yo.

going to send them to "pound me in the ass" prison.

 

The nanny, the people that searched.

Just for being a bitch in general I assume, she could have a tough time.

 

I was taking pics of this train i was riding on yesterday and got unintentional underage cleavage.

 

you consider that cleavage?

 

well, its not PapaG levelz, but its still there.

 

I dont consider it cleavage when were talkin about A cups.

 

there is a little divot of titty divide.

 

hyper as fuck. lots of coffee + lots of sleep last night.

 

what should i update my title. its consultant but barfo ruined that for me.

i might just say fuck it and put "burrito assembler" or something don't give a fuck about my linked in connections.

 

regional ball condom distributor

 

I actually have professional contacts.

I should add clown college to my resume. that'd be cool.

 

its clobberin' time sluts.