Everybody wants to be the Ducks

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  1. BLAZER PROPHET

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    OSU Beaver football players kidnapping & getting it on with homo sheep is the ultimate for all time. It is so ultimate that it needs to be continually brought to the forefront of any discussion between Duck & Beaver fans. Also, given the nature of OSU Beaver football players, it's only natural and right they should like homo sheep. I mean, when the Ducks score a TD they fans applaud politely and ask people beside the to pass the Grey Pupon. When the Beavers score a TD the men in the stands unstrap their overalls and mount each other.
     
  2. BLAZER PROPHET

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    Well, Beaver fan, do you think the Beavers will beat Oregon in the next 10 years? I didn't think so.
     
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    Dude!! Never discount the Beavers when it comes to the Civil War. I'm a huge Duck fan and I sure as hell won't go on the record and say the Beavers won't win one in the next 10 years.
     
  4. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    That's funny. Especially since they didn't "get it on" with the sheep, and it's a harmless prank.

    whereas breaking into someones house, getting kicked off the team, punching a guy in the face on national TV or assaulting a woman? Not so funny.

    you seem a little too obsessed with the "homo sheep" thing.
     
  5. BLAZER PROPHET

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    Gee, I dunno, Julius. I hear some strange things out of Corvallis...

    Really strange things....
     
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    I thought you heard about it from all those dates ABM is getting from Sheepslist.
     
  7. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I'd rather hear that then assaulting women. But that's just me.
     
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    Thread should be titled "Under armor wants to be like Nike"
     
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    You have to be shitting yourself if you think the Beavers won't win at least one game against the Ducks in 10 years. In 10 years the Beavers could be the best program in the country and the Ducks could be... the Beavers right now.
     
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    Keep talking...there's clearly only one sheep lover here and it's you. Makes you hot and bothered doesn't it sheep boy? Just keep bringing it up so that you can re-live it? Or is it the strap-on? You want me to bring that up so that the thought of someone using a strap-on to make you feel pretty is too much? Which is it? I think it's the sheep, but only you know the truth.
     
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    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Yet he never brings that up but instead talks about his fetish of " homo sheep".

    I didnt say osu doesnt have those same idiot issues, but that the seriousness of the issue should suggest that making fun of the schools should be dedicated to the simple "would you like fries with that".

    But bp seems to be unaware that people can use google to find things out
     
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    That statement qualifies you for the nut house.
     
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    I'm not touching that one at all. ABM will kill me....
     
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    OK, for the moment let's drop the OSU football player sheep love thing. For the moment, anyway.

    So Julius, do you know why at OSU they were forced to replace the grass turf at Reeser stadium with artificial turf?





    They had to do something to keep the cheerleaders from grazing!

    [snicker snicker]
     
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    I like those uni's!
     
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    now see, that shits funny.
     
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    ah gotcha. I was thinking you meant something like that never happens at OSU. Move along people nothing to see here :) [​IMG]
     
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    Let me be dead on serious for a moment.

    The reason I keep bring up the sheep incident is for the absurdity of it. I mean, everyone knows the story (a couple of drunken football players threw a sheep int he back of a jeep as some sort of prank and got caught...) and it's over and long gone. And the jokes about it were funny for a short while. But sometimes when a joke is regurgitated over and over and over it becomes funny in & of itself out of the absurdity of the continual mentioning of it.

    Let me give you an example....

    A couple of years ago ABM & I were walking out in his 'hood and a 10+ babe walks by wearing almost nothing- her purse had more cloth on it than her body did. We ogle with our tongues hanging out and as she passed ABM goes, "I wonder what type of purse that is?". I laughed until my teeth were falling out. Now, I use that line continuously. And the people I hang with laugh not because it's still a funny line, but because it's become an absurd part of my way of talking when a smoking hot bitch passes by.

    So around here, the OSU sheep incident is the same thing. Do I expect it to be funny? In and of itself, of course not. But due to the repetitive absurdity of it I do think it's funny- almost as if it would be missed if I didn't mention it. So I suppose the best thing I can say is, take it for what it's worth.
     
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    Julius, did you read this? It was for you.
     

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