Meat Hooks, Lamp Shades and HCP.........

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Next you'll start hearing banjo music and someone telling you to squeal like a pig.
     
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    Don't quite understand the rubber ball in my mouth and all the chains..... Damn, I still got 3G out here!
     
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    The meathooks are used in some sort of foreplay?
     
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    You and ABM should sell this to the Blazers as a halftime show.
     
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    how does his flesh taste abm? picante?
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    What!?!
     

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    is he going to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch?!
     
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    'Dirty Lowdown' would be a nice accompaniment. Lather up!!
     
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    Does HCP have a purdy mouth?
     
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    Didn't ABM just go to Hawaii recently?

    I had to choose between a new couch or a vacation/couch that contains HCP's ball sweat and beer farts, you can bet your ass I would be staying on the mainland.
     
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