The Post Office

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  1. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    Letter carriers dont make anywhere near $70,000 a year. UPS driver, yes. Postal service? GTFO!
     
  2. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    I have no beef with what they make. On the other hand, if the USPS is losing gobs of money, they do need to cut expenses.
     
  3. Denny Crane

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    They probably should raise the price of a stamp, again.

    Or they could just give the USPS to the union and wipe out the shareholders and creditors.
     
  4. The_Lillard_King

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    How much does Fedex and UPS charge to send a piece of standard mail 3-5 days?
     
  5. SlyPokerDog

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    The fed gov should start a national lottery. Earmark the money earned for specific things like national debt, national parks and other shit. Since everyone knows that lotteries are just a poor tax anyway there shouldn't be much opposition to this.

    Make the post office the retailers where people buy and redeem their tickets. That way the post offices get some extra revenue in like all the convenience stores do with the state lotteries.
     
  6. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    How about just making the stamps the lottery tickets, and charging lottery ticket prices for them? And let's say the sender and the recipient share the prize equally.

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  7. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I think a Fedex envelope on the 2-3 day (slowest one I believe) is $15 maybe?
     
  8. SlyPokerDog

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    No but we could have a Green Card lottery for illegal aliens. Every month the feds action off 1000 green cards, charge $100 a ticket and whenever anyone shows up to collect we can arrest them for being an illegal alien.
     
  9. barfo

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    Or we could just say that anyone who goes to the post office is obviously too poor to afford fedex and therefore undesirable, and we could have a machine that turns them into soylent green.

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  10. Denny Crane

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    FedEx and UPS (and others) are forbidden by law to deliver standard mail.
     
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    Can't you stick a piece of standard mail into one of those small envelopes they have and send it 3-5 days mail?
     
  12. Denny Crane

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    That you can, but FedEx and UPS can't put the mail in your mailbox.
     
  13. EL PRESIDENTE

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    I used to Fedex anything if I had to weight it before sending it. I think overnighting an envelope is like $50.

    The post office people are assholes sometimes they get all anal with the placement of stamps, zip codes, the return receipts etc..if its over 16 oz you have to bring it in to the office, you can't drop it off, its easier to fedex it.
     
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    They deliver it to your door (same thing)

    Just went to UPS website. For a letter to be mailed across town, the only option I got was next day for 22.98.

    I think USPS should start charging a buck a letter . . . no one would compete with them, iMO. Heck 5.00 a letter and watch USPS start raking in the cash.
     
  15. EL PRESIDENTE

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    Yeah, for bulk mailings that would suck.
     
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    It would suck for society to have to send a peice of US mail for 5.00, but if you want to see USPS perform like USPS and Fedex, let them set their own rates.
     
  17. BLAZER PROPHET

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    I worked for UPS years ago. At that time the USPS determined where they could take packages. We were forbidden from taking packages to PO Boxes, overseas, and even in some areas of this country.
     
  18. EL PRESIDENTE

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    they still can't deliver to PO boxes.
     
  19. EL PRESIDENTE

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    You just adapt though based on cost. If they started charging a buck a letter, I wouldn't send anything out anymore.

    I send out periodic email/fax blasts for events I put together....I stopped doing USPS because of the costs involved for much of it. I have a yearly event still I put together and I sent out 1500 pieces of mail.
     
  20. BLAZER PROPHET

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    I think it's the only restriction.

    The problem with the USPS is like any government entity they play with house (tax payer) money and zero accountability. It's just the way our government seems to work.
     

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