Bogus! I just had sex with an NBA player

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Sorry guys. Bored. Kidding.

 

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Holy shit. lol

 

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Can the season please start?

 

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Kobe raped you?

Damn

 

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I thought you were in a relationship

 

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What position does he play?

 

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KingSpeed said:

I won't tell you who but I'll give you three hints:

1) he's black

2) he's currently in the NBA

3) he's won an NBA championship

If I told you who, you wouldn't believe me anyway. I'm all aglow. I can't believe what just happened.

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who gives a chit

 

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bluefrog said:

What position does he play?

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Top

Sorry, softball, I know...

 

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Blazinaway said:

who gives a chit

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Says the guy who clicked into the thread and made a reply...

 

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I just had sex with my wife.
I really hope someone hacked your account and posted this.

 

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BeerBoy said:

I just had sex with my wife.

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I just had sex with HCP's wife

 

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KingSpeed said:

I won't tell you who but I'll give you three hints:

1) he's black

2) he's currently in the NBA

3) he's won an NBA championship

If I told you who, you wouldn't believe me anyway. I'm all aglow. I can't believe what just happened.

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While this screams attention whore, I will let it slide and chalk it up to rapid cycling bi-polar disorder.

I'm glaad (see what I did there) that you are happy Eric.

 

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Mediocre Man said:

While this screams attention whore, I will let it slide and chalk it up to rapid cycling bi-polar disorder.

I'm glaad (see what I did there) that you are happy Eric.

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You got it.

Go Blazers

 

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this is hot

 

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So did he take it strong to the hole and finish at the rim off penetration? Or was he mostly jacking it up from outside? Lots of smack talk, or more of a silent assassin? Good for you Speed. Sure beats repeated isolations.

Seriously, though, I wish we lived in a world where you could kiss and tell and it wouldn't destroy his marketability to teams once his current contract is up.

 

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^^^

KingSpeed said:

I'm all aglow. I can't believe what just happened.

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I'd say! and we thought we'd seen it all from KS

MickZagger said:

Can the season please start?

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THIS.

 

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Is he known for his between the legs dunks?

 

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Gotta piece of World Peace?

 

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Ha's not black!

 

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Magic Johnson???

 

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Horace Grant is a Ho.

 

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tlongII said:

Magic Johnson???

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Travis Outlaw.

 

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If it was Greg, he wouldn't be able to type!

 

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HCP said:

If it was Greg, he wouldn't be able to type!

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Says the person who has been using tappa talk with his feet for the last year.

 

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Chauncey billups.



X

 

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julius said:

I thought you were in a relationship

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My first thought

 

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Kevin Garnett

 

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btw, thank you for making this thread, seriously. this is the least boring thread I've seen in at least a month.

 

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EL PRESIDENTE said:

Chauncey billups.



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Makes sense.

Or, Jordan Farmar, perhaps.

 

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So does this mean the lockout is over?