Bogus! I just had sex with an NBA player

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Is this some kind of Seattle hipster slang I don't know about?
     
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    C'mon. You speak Spanish.

    Ed O.
     
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  4. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    They also have a mouth and hand.

    over 30, currently in the NBA, black, with a championship ring. Let's start a list of suspects.
     
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    My guess is Lamar Odom. Compared to Bubba Kardashian, King Speed would be looking pretty hot.
     
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    Nah. Homophobes have lots of holes.

    Ed O.
     
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    Brian Cook, Kobe Bryant, Derek Fisher, Lamar Odom, Metta World Peace are the players from the LA teams that would meet the criteria.

    Ray Allen, KG, Paul Pierce, Brendan Haywood, Jason Kidd, Shawn Marion, Jason Terry, Richard Hamilton, Chauncey Billups, Ben Wallace, James Posey, Udonis Haslem, Eddie House, Stephen Jackson, Nazr Mohammed, Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Antonio McDyess are all listed as on rosters according to Yahoo.

    Free agents are Caron Butler, Deshawn Stevenson, and Tayshaun Prince.

    Pretty short list.
     
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  9. KingSpeed

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    MM- your knowledge of sex is limited. I'm gay and I don't have anal sex. Not my thing. And there are straight men who love anal sex with a woman. There is also fellatio, cunnilingus, rimming, mutual masturbation, and more.
     
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    You kinda look like Neil Young, dude. You probably get that a lot.
     
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    I wonder if the NBA player started a thread titled "I had sex with a BONES cast member that is more popular than Travis Outlaw!".
     
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    KS, you could've done an "NBA Action...it's FANTASTIC" promo for the ages. Just hit record on the phone!

    Pointer Sisters song would've fit nicely too.
     
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    I'm 'almost willing to bet' (my pet phrase for the day) he thinks you're speaking French.
     
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    Another hint: there is a letter N in his name
     
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    If that's true, what are bathroom walls?
     
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    GIMME AN N!! GIMME AN E!! GIMME ANOTHER N! GIMME ANOTHER E!

    WHAT"S THAT SPELL!!

    HILARIO!!! BWWAAAAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
     
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  17. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Denny........ this is the thread you should send off to possible sponsors of your website! Yes, you too could reach this target demographic!
     
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    HispaNic CausiN' PaNic!
     
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    Oregonlive?
     
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    Wait, Oden. Dear Lord and sonny Jeezus.

    How's the rehab comin' along?
     
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