Bogus! I just had sex with an NBA player

so i stumbled upon a little flower laying down on the ol lonesome railroad tracks down by the forks. now a "flower" is what we used to call girls back then. "you pick any flowers down there at the honky tonk last saturday?" thats what we used to say. so like i was saying, i stumbled across this pretty little huckleberry flower down there on the railroad tracks down by the forks near big tree.

"honeybee" i said, "you ought not rest for a spell on these particular tracks, as the 4:19 is coming through here any minute and is gonna roll on by and ease your troubled mind"

and ill never forget what she said, she said

"darlin, i dont much mind if it does!.... ive lived a hard life, cant find no suitor, and when the good lord sees this weathered brow, hes gonna have st peter let me right on in with a smile, and furthermore...i aint about to let no man wearin no fancy hat slick talk me into doin otherwise"

well, this wasnt the first little bird ive seen laying on these here railroad tracks, but for whatever particular reason, this one had struck my fancy like a 9 pound sledge. i said

"sweetbread, i must confess, i do enjoy your conversation, and if it pleased you, id make you my new wife, and let you leave this ol scarred past behind you like a rain soaked wagon trail, never lookin back...and anyways, when that 4:19 come rumblin through, its gonna push your sorry carcass all the way down to charelston, and make a terrible mess. most likely leave you without a proper burial as well, and the good lord dont look too kindly upon souls who aint been placed in the ground proper."

well if that didnt crack a smile on her dusty lips, then boats dont float

 

What the hell does this have to do with the Blazers? Seems like OT, in addition to being pathetic.

Go Blazers

 

^wtf?

(edit: meant for 3ra1n1ac before oldguy's post jumped in there.)

 

while he IS incredibly handsome, i enjoy anal, so it wouldnt be a good "fit"

 

i wrote it in my head on the drive home this morning, as i stayed out all night getting zozzled up on a hip flask of panther sweat

 

I wonder what this forum will be like once Thanksgiving and Christmas come around and there's still no NBA to speak of. Can't wait to see 3ra1n1ac's egg-nog induced posts then!

 

I have figured this out. Judging by your avatar, you like fat black guys, so it must be Eddie Curry

 

what the hell kind of thread is this??? my god the world is ending.

 

the blood soaked hags of behosephet were closing in.

i had one chance, a small window of escape...and in one glorious swipe i severed my own hand and threw it into the swarming pile of bile beasts. as they tore my fingers from the bone i hastily crept backwards toward the abyss, readying my paraglider. i had one shot at this.

remember your training vanth

i jumped into the midnight chasm using my whiskers for guidance, the walls were narrow and flight was nigh impossible, but i somehow floated to the bottom, or what i thought was the bottom, of the sensory depriving void of nothingness.

little did i know, i was now directly in the mouth of the beast.

 

How do you paraglide with one hand?

 

using the center thrust technique duh, theres also the no handed leg baffler

 

This forum would be a better place if you all put King full of himself Speed on your block list.

 

are you advocating full scale internet free lunch table segregation?

 

I agreed with the MIXUM ban, but Eric is good for the board.

 

You know who's dreamy? LaMarcus Aldridge...he has such clean-cut good looks. He doesn't have an 'n' in his name, though, so unfortunately we can't fantasize about Aldridge/Millegan slash.

Well, we can, but not with a belief that it happened.

 

I need a shower after reading this thread. Not a cold one... A shower cause I feel dirty. This community has more characters then a bad episode of south park. I still dont even know who mixum and Ben Davis were.